I didn’t bail you out because you killed six kids Isaac. Six fucking kids. Not because I don’t care about you. I would do anything for any of my children, when the hell are you going to realize that? Fending for yourself? Yeah, because I’m so sure you got the money for that apartment yourself. Just remember where that money came from and that I could cut off the supply any time I wanted. Just because you’re my son doesn’t mean I’m going to let you ruin your damn life Isaac.
Yeah well obviously they didnt stop drop and roll, not my problem. And actually, half that money was from my private account. I’m not a kid anymore dad, I know things about how the world works, how to get money flowing. I have my ways. Just remember, I’m only a complete nutcase because you raised me to be.

Oh don’t act like that Isaac. It’s not like you’ve even bothered to call me to tell me you’re not dead. And Fiona’s not here. Yet. So surely you can’t hold anything against me. There’s even extra rooms where we’re staying. Now why don’t you come back and live with Hope and I and not try to get yourself thrown in jail again.
Good joke Dad. I went and bought my own apartment here like 2 weeks ago. You made it clear that you wanted nothing to do with me when you didnt bail me out of prison. I spent 5 years behind bars because you didnt have the decency to defend me. Well guess what, I learnt my lesson, I’m fending for myself now, and actually I’m living a fucking fantastic life without your help.

You should stay off the drugs, Isaac, unless you want to get hurt. And I’m back. For now.
And learn to look your elders in the eye.
Says the drug mule himself ;) I’m 23 Martin, I do whatever the fuck I want.

Your daddy misses you, boy.
Oh how I’ve missed your dulcet tones Uncle Marty ;) I havent seen you since I went to prison. You back from Russia then?

Finally, someone in the family who is actually legal and capable of fun.
Ronnie, what a surprise. We should catch up.

How nice of you to make an appearance in public Isaac.
How nice of you to acknowledge my existence dear father.

Just spent three hours explaining to the fucking cops that the cocaine on me wasn’t actually mine.
Thankfully the CPD are partial to a little cash in their pockets. pigs.
Aw that’s a little unfair, we haven’t even been on our first date yet :(Obviously I was going to return it.
Obviously, you must be an idiot
Obviously I was going to return it.